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New Slang Words Doctors use December 22, 2007

Filed under: Uncategorized — maldiveshealth @ 4:39 pm

This is a good one.

Testiculation:Description of a gesture typically used by hospital consultant when holding forth on a subject of which he or she has little knowledge. Gesture is of an upturned hand with out stretched fingers pointed upward, clutching an invisible pair of testicles. HEHEHE :)

Hasselhoff: Term for any patient who shows up in the emergency room with an injury for which there is a bizarre story.

Blamestorming: Apportioning of blame after a spectacular foul-up.

Agnostication: A substitute for prognostication, used to answer the question: How long have i got doc?

 

2 Responses to “New Slang Words Doctors use”

  1. Simon Says:

    Hehe…good stuff

    Although not specifically medical I love this one:

    Assmosis: A process by which people absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss

  2. Medical Investigator Says:

    Nice work. Saw your blog listed on mvblogs.

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